this picture needs a caption.

"a picture is worth a thousand words" and this one needs a few.

any ideas?

post edit: I've included the suggestions- Thanks! I owe you all a little Arabic treat for humoring me.

• "no camel, you look at the camera."- Toria
• "check out that jugular vein"- John
• Pin the tail on the camel- Alecia*
• Downed camel seeks help from local villager- Alecia
• Canyon has the magic touch- Alecia
• "Ahmed told me there would be days like this"- Grandpa Clason
• "Sit camel, good boy"- Jacque
• "Mom look, the camel has a big booty"- Britt
• "Taxi"- Aunt Paula
• "Now don't you get up again until I tell you too"- Karen

*I liked this one and was thinking it would be a great picture to blow up this picture poster size for future birthday parties.